Showing posts with label keeping up with the Jones'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keeping up with the Jones'. Show all posts

Saturday, May 4, 2013

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5: IIWII


WAS IT YOU?

Was it you that farted in the elevator?   Was it you that smelt like pee in the library?  Was it you who was musty at the grocery store?  Or was it you smelling like booty at church? 

:­-/    Silence….the question wasn’t rhetorical.  It was real.

Everybody is always talking defense, de-fense, defense.  How does one defend himself against atrocity?  Easy.  Correct with offense.  That’s right, from my heart I let loose (why you stanky mo….).

Defense can’t handle it all.  I don’t care what the popular, beautiful folk say.  Defense aint enough.  Offense will change the game.   Offense will get one out of stanky situations.  Offense is the best defense.  I live my life being offensive.  I believe in offense that much. 

Stank around me if you want to.  The destruction of life will make you consider how you come out in and act in public for the rest of your life.

SOT;Your own mouth condemns you not mine. 

Sunday, April 21, 2013

MY WHAT BROWN EYES YOU HAVE



USE YOUR IMAGINATION UNTIL YOU HEAR FROM ME AGAIN......

SITE VERNACULAR

Greetings followers.  I've been aware of your excitement for this.  We are going to do something new this time.  We will start out with the vernacular to make it more enjoyable. 

Remain paitient and I'll continue to be the best entertainment this side of the sun. 

This site is called 'A Piece of a Dream'.


SITE VERNACULAR

1.    APOAD:  a piece of a dream

2.    TWISE: the way I see everything

3.     KUWTJ: keeping up with the Jones’

4.     ATEOTD:  at the end of the day

5.     POTD:  pieces of the dream

6.     FOYL: fruit(s) of  ya labor

7.     SOT:  sum of things

8.     IIWII:  it is what it is

9.        WTTW:  word to the wise

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xoxo